[EDIT: redacted. Comments are screened. I still have no idea how to enable anonymous posting.]
Apparently everyone I know (I guess this is a meme, so duh) is passing around a meme "where everyone leaves screened comments with what they want to say to to the poster but haven't yet for whatever reason". I jump on the bandwagon too. "So! Tell me anything you want me to know - about me, about you, about your mom, whatever you like."
Anonymous comments are enabled*, and everything is screened. Tell me something you want to tell me, anonymously or not. If you say you want me to unscreen, I will, happily.
Then do the same, and I will tell you something!
* I think anonymous comments are enabled. Will test. if they aren't, might need a hint as to how to enable them.
** Nope, they are not. How can I enable them just for this entry? It's readable by everyone...